Dear Abby,

I’ve never written to you before, but I
really need your advice on what could be
a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for
some time now that my wife has been
cheating on me.

The usual signs…Phone rings, but if I
answer it, the caller hangs up. My wife
has been going out with the girls a lot
recently although when I ask their names
she always says, “Just some friends from
work, you don’t know them.”

I always awake to look out the window
for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the driveway, although I can
hear a car speeding off, as if she has
gotten out of the car around the corner.
Why? Maybe she was not in a taxi?
I once picked up her cell phone just to
see what time it was and she went
berserk and screamed that I should never
touch her phone again and why was I
checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the
subject with my wife. I think deep down I
just did not want to know the truth, last
night she went off with her friends again
and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley
next to the garage and then hide behind
it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she comes home. It was at
that moment crouching behind my Harley
that I noticed the rocker boxes on my
engine seem to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself, or
should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks

Jim